These are all quotes from Emma, my now eight-year-old sister.
“Hey, Logan, can you say, ‘Excuse me, Frenchman, do you have some green beans?'”
Emma: Can you smell my breath through the phone?
Faith: No, Emma, I can’t.
Emma: Good. Because I just ate a lot of garlic.
“My idea of heaven is talking to God and eating cotton candy.”
“Look at Tofu. He looks like a yahtzy spy.”
“Our strawberries have hatched!”
“Aanna, you should surprise Logan while he’s gone and get pregnant. Oh, never mind. I forgot. It takes nine months.”
Dad: Emma, what would you like the family to be praying about for you in the coming year?
Emma: That I would get a Dodge Caravan and learn about Michaelangelo.
“Come! Come, eat life itself!” (referring to watermelon)
“Ellie fights crime. The crime is not saying Happy Birthday.” (written on the birthday card she gave to Dad)